Jokes
Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?
What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the friend, "he's an undertaker."
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the friend, "he's an undertaker."
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
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