Jokes
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
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What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
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