Jokes
"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the
owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and
you'll probably beat her
too!"
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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