Jokes
After being away on business, Tim thought it
would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about
some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a
bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she
returned with a smaller bottle
for $30.00.
"That's still quite a
bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a
tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see
something really
cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
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Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
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